Every Tool is a Weapon if you Hold it Right (Ani DiFranco)

I pulled Ryder out of the tub and I was sitting on the floor Indian style drying him off when all of sudden he peed. He peed directly on the crotch of my pants. So yes, I had a urine spot on the crotch of my jeans at the exact moment someone knocked on my door, but I swear it wasn't mine.

 But seriously who could be mad at this happy little guy? Not me.

D is for Diva

Okay so its a wee bit hard to pretend that my daughter is not a diva. I know it and accept it. Here are my top 5 reasons.

5. On a girl's outing to Walgreens (I know its an exciting life) she insisted on bringing her cell phone (not a real one) inside the store.
4. She decided to rename Ryder "Bob" and referred to him as Bob all morning.
3. Refers to herself in the 3rd person.
2. Her favorite bedtime story is "How to be a Princess" (In my defense I didn't buy her that it was a gift).
1. This photo