Earning My Mommy Badge

Recently I went to a Mother’s group at a nearby park. I started talking with a mom who was asking me how I potty trained Lola. I proceeded to impart with her my vast wisdom and knowledge on the matter. About 10 minutes later Lola wet her pants and by wet I mean she flat out urinated in her pants and continued playing without regard to the mess. We went home.

Much to my dismay the accidents have continued. Yesterday I put Lola down for a nap and soon after I hear a desperate, “Mommy!” I go in and check on her and she said “poo-poo.” I went to pick her up and I put my hand on her very wet bum. I took her to the bathroom and stripped off her wet pants and panties and sat her on the potty. I sat down on a stool in front of her and my bare foot squished into a bar of soap. I looked at the bottom of my foot and much to my dismay the soap ended up being a Lola turd. Lola just looked at me and said, “Sorry poo-poo.”