Reasons to never own a cat. Reason #1 Experience! I happen to know a very nice cat named Socks and I live with him. Reason #2 He woke me up at 3 am by licking my bare feet. Luckily in my anger when I tried to kick him into an early death I was half asleep and clumsly and he survived (I completely missed). Reason #3 I have small children, which means unless they are both sleeping I never get to go to the bathroom by myself. Tonight Socks head butted the door and interrupted my glorious alone time by general purring and rubbing on my leg. There are probably 400 other reasons I could list why not to own a cat (like the time my son sampled a cat turd), but this week those are the top 3 reasons.
And speaking of eating cat turds Lola tried her own poop.
I'm sorry to laugh at your discomfort. However, you will never need to convince ME to never own a cat. It will never, EVER happen. In fact, we may never own a pet. Kids are enough work!
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